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#TYRION LANNISTER QUOTES FUNNY FULL#

He always assumes he is smarter than everybody else because of his thinking that just because society oppressed him he somehow gained the skill to always read people which is a short-sighted realization since social skills take a lot of years to master. What I find flawed in Tyrion's psychological make-up though is both his ego and self-destructiveness.

Some people raise his fuck-ups but it baffles me, do people think intelligent people/characters can't fuck up? Also yeah, he's outsmarted by a lot of characters, but we should really consider that the forces of the world are more about power play and Tyrion can't exercise power in an effective way all the time because that's just impossible. This one's been.Tbh, I do consider him very intelligent.

: Your lips are moving and you're complaining about something.

The Hound: Your lips are moving and you're complaining about something. The Hound: But they didn't, did they? So what are you whinging about? They would have killed me if it wasn't for Davos. Do you know what she did to me? She strapped me down in the bed. I wanted to join the brotherhood, but you sold me off. I'll admit, it is a subtle distinction.īeric: We're fighting a great war. A day will come when you think you are safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. Jaime: I thought you might say that, but since we're short on e on girls. Tyrion: Sorry, I've begun the feast a bit early, and this is the first of many courses. Tyrion: She has our cravings, our sister. Jaime: You have much to teach me, no doubt. Tyrion: Should I explain to you the meaning of a closed door in a whorehouse, brother? Whore: We've been expecting you, Lord Tyrion. I hear he's a drunken little lecher, prone to all manner of perversions. Whore: Oh? I hear he's more than earned it. Tyrion: There's the pretty one, and there's the clever one.

: I'm not entirely sure what you're suggesting.

Tyrion: I'm entirely sure, you're entirely sure, what I'm suggesting. Varys: I'm not entirely sure what you're suggesting. And a mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone. I must do my part for the honor of my house, wouldn't you agree? But how? Well, my brother has a sword, and I have my mind. My sister married the new King, and my repulsive nephew will be king after him. Tyrion: Yes, until my brother killed him. Jon: Until your brother killed that King. My father was the Hand of the King for 20 years. Alas, I was born a Lannister of Casterly Rock. If I had been born a peasant, they might have left me out in the woods to die.

Tyrion: Look at me and tell me what you see. You discard your old family and get a whole new one. Not impressed by your new brothers? Lovely thing about the Watch. No, actually, I watched my brother chop wood. : Drinking and lust, no man can match me in these things.: How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Twyin? In my own bed.ĭrinking and lust, no man can match me in these things.

#TYRION LANNISTER QUOTES FUNNY FULL#

Tyrion: In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around my cock. Shaggar: How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin?

Let's go kill them!īronn: If you're lucky, no one will notice you. : Those are brave men knocking at our door.Those are brave men knocking at our door. : As impossible as it seems, there was once a time I was unaccusto.: Anyway, don't despair, I'm a constant disappointment to my own f.Īs impossible as it seems, there was once a time I was unaccustomed to wine.Here, your next tumble with Roz is on me. Anyway, don't despair, I'm a constant disappointment to my own father and I've learned to live with it.